5 REASONS TO DATE A FAT GIRL

1.when you take her out she will always finish her food. You don't have to worry about your money getting wasted because she's going to eat her food, eat the plate, eat the table ... but skinny girls don't eat ,you take them out for 700$ they only eat 12cents worth. They scared adding weight so much that when they drink water you need to go to scientist to take the H2O molecules outta that water just to reduce the content.

2.She will, fight your battles,don't worry about anyone owing you or doing you harm. Because she gonna put that dude under her arm-skin-fat. That nigga will not only choke, he can disappear. if the cops come to look for you don't worry just take a crow bar, raise that stomach fat and hide in between that shit  it will cover you like a blanket.

3.skinny girls are too demanding ..they be like take me to your parents, when are we going to get married, lets get engaged, get me the Gucci purse,zannoti shoes and all that type stuff.....but fat chicks.? you aint got to worry about none of that, all you got to provide her with is food. Yes nigga that's all the engagement she wants.!

4.skinny girls want to go with you everywhere, you cant hang out with your boys to do stuff because all she want to do is dress up and go out with you, you need to lie and give excuses every time you don't want to take her out causing you to sin...but with them fat chicks you got to lie bro,you aint got to sin ..all you need to do tell her you going out with the boys, tell her where you kept the mc Donald's in the fridge and you can be on your way.

5.its is safe!!!!!..take your skinny girl out on a windy day you have to keep her chained to you because she might fly off ..take your fat girl out ..like French Montana 'you aint gotta worry bou none'. She aint flying no where. You can call her gravity because she'll keep you down and protect you from the wind.