TYPES OF PEOPLE ON BBM

1.The religious updater
A.K.A the touch not my anointed .these people sticking with God all through ,keeping it real, keeping it one hundred. Monday to Sunday they in the zone.

2.The 'religious updater wanna-be but-cant-keep-up'
unlike the religious updaters these ones are not keeping it one hundred at all.

3.the ghost
this one never updates,change display or even chat. You even have to send a broadcast to see if they will receive it just to check if they are still alive.

4.the inspiring quoter
these people are always inspired, Monday to Sunday, night and day, broken plate, torn shorts, lost phone=their inspiration. Always updating inspiring quotes. They inspire themselves so much they depress you.

5.the inspiring quoter wanna-be but-cant-keep-up
they are like the inspiring quotes but big difference here is their quotes make no sense whatsoever neither do they connect, apply or inspire you. These are the people you want to slap.

6.the romantic
these are the ones who always use their partners as their display picture ,infact they never use their own pictures, you start to wonder if they are still the actual owners of the phone. If they are not using their partners they use pictures of sunsine,sunrise,sunflowers,white sanded beaches, rose petal paths, colorful food and ice-creams !!....

7.the sad one
this is the opposite of the romantic. These people are always sad, always heartbroken, always breaking up with their partners. Worse if they are girls. Always updating pictures of dark corners, crying characters, children on lonely road paths, tear drops, heart split in two and that type stuff.

8.the traveler
this are the people whose bbm locations change every week or even less.travel so much ...immigration be like 'sorry madam you've been here 62times already..'

9.the one who takes forever to reply
you send this person a message on Monday morning saying "hey is there still lecture today?" they reply you on Thursday evening saying "..yes.".........and by then its already too late. They must be slapped!

10.the one who replies too fast
these people must be freaking mind readers...they respond to your message while it still shows that you are typing it. they must also be slapped.

11.the x-rated R
this is that one person or more always watching X-rated videos and forgets to turn of the setting where what you are listening to is made public.

12.the ones with more than one girlfriend 
 

How to know them? update pictures of different girls without writing anything specific. Or even if they have to write something it will be on special occasions like their birthdays and end up using general words of affection like..."happy birthday dearie or sweets or babe or luv.." the real words are edited so as not to give it the real meaning it should have. When their actual girlfriends try to put up a quarrel they be like "but baby I said luv not love" or "baby I said Hun not honey"!