LETTER FROM MAIN CHICK TO SIDE CHICK!

1.this is the most important of them all.the main chick gets everything first, which therefore means valentines day for you is February 15th.! The only thing you keep is your birthday .

2.Dont think you are entitled to the D, if you call his at midnight and no answer, face it honey.Dont keep on disturbing.

3.You dont get to have intimate presents, or presents that say a million words like a rose bouquet at work or silver bracelet under your pillow,the most intimate you get is he takes you for shopping, you pick your stuff yourself no input from him or well he gives you the cash..go get your shit yourself!

4.honey no pictures! No! No! ... no matter the mood there will never be a picture.well  sometimes he may take the picture but its not for real, he deletes it after you leave .

5.if you accidentally receive a loving, heartwarming text message from him, its not for real ..we might be fighting and he's looking for someone to talk to.

6.Dont worry he's never gonna follow you to your personal events like your parents wedding anniversary, your sister's baby shower..name it!

7.Get your mind prepared for impromptu cancelation of plans you both make,am always gonna come first.

8.last and most importantly. ..no matter how much he hooks up with you and have a good time..he will never marry you.!

                                   Best regards!
                                   Main chick!