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Monday, March 3, 2014

WEIRDNESS UN-CUT!.....must read

1.The one with pants sky high.
Wait ..! I didnt say sag but why the heck are your pants on your ribs..oh wait your lungs.why?!!!
 
2.Bra strap so high
Chicks who got their bra strap so high its starting to look like a necklace.from behind you can see the bra literally above what ever top they wearing.i mean I know you are seriously trying to push your boobs up and all that good stuff but why do have your boobs on your shoulders!
 
3.Fat people these days
Its not a bad thing to be plus size though.shout out to all them big people.but some people so fat, still keep on eating, all their conversations about food..ever had a conversation with a fat person? Ya'll shouldn't be on a diet because thats still too much food, you should be vomiting. Well, you  can still have breakfast too but only your plate should be empty at the beginning and full in the end. (Reverse-meal).live in a areas at the center of the earth, , because if you live at the edge it might tilt. (Good thing the earth is round!)

4.Eyebrows these days.
People be walking around these days eyebrows looking like heart attack.why so angular? Why shave your entire brows and tatoo on a geometric line

5.Eyelashes these days
I understand the concept of tryna look different but if you fix eyelashes so long looking like you about to fly,eyelashes so long they can hold a glass of wine, stayed so long on your eyelids the glue starts to turn white..my dear lady you need to take that shit off..but its ok because if you ever on a plane and it starts to malfunction stick your head out that window and let your eyelash fly that plane.

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