TYPES OF GIRLS IN A RELATIONSHIP

1.THE WIFE
this is the chick who isnt your wife yet but just your girlfriend or maybe even the side chick.. but chooses to still perform wifely duties like an idiot.. she wanna cook, clean, wash your sweaty undies (with her hands), wanna serve you breakfast in bed, wanna carry all the grocery bags after shopping,serves your friends the same way,..... b*tch please relax its not that serious.. looking for serious hard work? Volunteer for community service! !!!!!

2.THE 'REVERSE' WIFE
This is basically the opposite of the wife, she is never with you.infact you had your first date on skype!..she doesnt cook, clean..or any of that.she aint even there to listen to your worries.when you call her phone she so busy you gotta leave your worries on voice mail.

3.THE SEXY ONE
this damsel hot as hell..anytime you go out with her its like you're on a date with all the guys in the area.. cos everyone wants to get at her! You take her out another nigga pays for her food instead of you.

4.THE FAT ONE
This one so fat when she walks its like an eclipse of the sun..we cant see the light, we cant even see you..the boyfriend. When she walks with you its like she playing with a string puppet, when you go on a date you book for 3. Cos the waiter gotta replace one of them chairs with a bench so your girl can fit in, even the menu gotta be three cos she gonna order from 2, she eat so much..the bill so damn high..you gotta pay at the headquarters.

5.THE SKINNY ONE
You in the chinese restaurant tryna eat some good food with you damn chop sticks you look down and realize those damn chopsticks your girlfriend.she so skinny you and yo hommies can play basketball in the living room cos all that chick gotta do is stand and carry a basket ..she so skinny it looks like that chick disappearing..you tryna take a walk with her in the evening she looking shoe lace + weave ..and bro you gotta hold her tight cos of the wind.!

6.THE LITTLE SPENDER
this girl cheap as hell.she is $0.99 plus Tax! This is the one who does not spend a dime in the relationship ..you spent from the beginning till the send so much that it feels like she from foster care... so bad she doesnt even buy you gifts on any occasion.the most expensive thing she did was knit you a one inch dental floss for your birthday!..'saying baby its from my heart, my hardwork is in there..floss and think of me'

7. THE TWERKER
She wanna hit the club every five minutes, all day , all night , everyday.when you hit the club she starts dancing from the door,  does the split from the entrance to the center stage, she dances so much,at the end of it you cant find her..she's lost in the crowd..and even when you do she aint wanna leave.

8.THE COOK
damn! She cook so good you wanna open a resturant for her but then you cant cos you're broke.and worse still she likes to cook, your first date was at home cos she cooked the damn food, when you go to the movies she gotta make them popcorns from home, when you get on a flight you search for her all through 7hours..look no further bro that chick in the back with the cabin crew cooking the damn food!

9.LONG JOHN SILVER
*Coughs*..this one wants to get it every night and day.she getting it so much you starting to wish you can get paid cos its feels like manual labour.

10.AFRICAN HUMMER
this one likes to sing as head off.. she walking , cooking, dressing up..whatever. .she singing....on your first date you guys didn't go nowhere she sang to you all night at home. She be like.'...hummba naway..zimba hamma..humma zinga...'
And you like 'babe wth is that'..she be like 'its kwazulu for I love you and always' .. but girl why you aint sing the damn song in English. !

11.THE SILENCER
this one just doesnt say sh*t! When Micheal jackson sang the song 'speechless' he should have put her name on it. Take her out on a date you stare at the table and play with the spoons all night, at home the landlord tried to move someone else in cos he didnt know anyone was still there, she cant keep a conversation. .all she does is gesticulate.

12.THE REVERSE SILENCER
she is fun.you go out with her best day of your life.. she will talk you out..she is versatile. .will talk abou anything..sports, politics, food, travel.. when you hang out feels like you with your niggas!

13.THE ONE WHO TAKES FOREVER TO   DRESS UP
this one takes a lot of times dressing up .. she starts to get ready on january 20th and by the time she's done its 4th of july.!