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1.First timers
These ones are just obvious.they ask too many questions especially when you the one sitting beside them.like "excuse me how do I buckle the belt",majestically at my bag here because I would want to use my laptop", "how do you turn on the monitor", "how do you reduce the volume"?
And 90% of the time they have no idea where their seat is.
These ones are just obvious.they ask too many questions especially when you the one sitting beside them.like "excuse me how do I buckle the belt",majestically at my bag here because I would want to use my laptop", "how do you turn on the monitor", "how do you reduce the volume"?
And 90% of the time they have no idea where their seat is.
2.The early birds :
Well apparently these ones are already there even before anyone else hops in.
Well apparently these ones are already there even before anyone else hops in.
3.The law abiding citizen/frequent flyers
These ones even before any instructions, have had their luggages stowed away, seat up right , seat belt buckled, legs well aligned, upright, and reading a magazine or doing a crossword puzzle.
These ones even before any instructions, have had their luggages stowed away, seat up right , seat belt buckled, legs well aligned, upright, and reading a magazine or doing a crossword puzzle.
4.The one who never got up to pee.
5.The one who got up to pee every five minutes.
I dont know if this people drank a trailer load of water before boarding but they are even more annoying when they sit by the window and you're by the aisle.
I dont know if this people drank a trailer load of water before boarding but they are even more annoying when they sit by the window and you're by the aisle.
6.The hungry cow
These ones finish every meal served to them to the last.even eat the meal of the next passenger.trust me I've sat beside a dude who ate my meal while I was asleep and am not even kidding.
These ones finish every meal served to them to the last.even eat the meal of the next passenger.trust me I've sat beside a dude who ate my meal while I was asleep and am not even kidding.
7.The chitty-chat
Sometimes I find these ones annoying as hell.they start chatting with you immediately you both have your seats.they chat till the end of the journey.they are worse when they were the ones you waited beside at the airport,and so they feel the need to carry on previous conversation.
Sometimes I find these ones annoying as hell.they start chatting with you immediately you both have your seats.they chat till the end of the journey.they are worse when they were the ones you waited beside at the airport,and so they feel the need to carry on previous conversation.
8.The quiet one
They never saything.they dont watch any movies, they dont eat, they dont talk to you, they dont use the restroom and most of the times they always travel alone.
They never saything.they dont watch any movies, they dont eat, they dont talk to you, they dont use the restroom and most of the times they always travel alone.
9.The american family
These ones come travel- prepared.like they read a travel manual before coming.
Throw pillows, neck supporting pillows, hand cream, allergy medications, their own food, their own headphones, mouth guard, flip flops, eye mask, their own novels and mmagazines.
These ones come travel- prepared.like they read a travel manual before coming.
Throw pillows, neck supporting pillows, hand cream, allergy medications, their own food, their own headphones, mouth guard, flip flops, eye mask, their own novels and mmagazines.
10.The arabic family
Well all you can see are their eyes as usual.and they usually always order vegetarian or lamb!
Well all you can see are their eyes as usual.and they usually always order vegetarian or lamb!
11.The Chinese family
They always travel in groups.they are never less than 4, and for what they feel the need to continually speak their language every second.they always have all these gadgets going on.
They always travel in groups.they are never less than 4, and for what they feel the need to continually speak their language every second.they always have all these gadgets going on.
12.The buyer
These are the ones who bought all the duty free before boarding.buy so much you wonder if they even travelled with something from home.
These are the ones who bought all the duty free before boarding.buy so much you wonder if they even travelled with something from home.
13.The ones who never sit down
Honestly these ones look like they are still yet to accept that this is not their home.
Always walking up and down the aisle. Standing right at the beginning of the aisle usually beside the restroom.....literally doing nothing...like nothing!
Honestly these ones look like they are still yet to accept that this is not their home.
Always walking up and down the aisle. Standing right at the beginning of the aisle usually beside the restroom.....literally doing nothing...like nothing!
14.The couple with a crying toddler
Annoying annoying! !
Annoying annoying! !
15.The ones with special needs
These ones do everything different from the rest. Especially with meals.they probably already pre ordered their meals online with the airline.
These ones do everything different from the rest. Especially with meals.they probably already pre ordered their meals online with the airline.
16.the nigerian jjc
A black woman on a winter fur coat and boots in dubai? Yes that one.they always with gigantic duty free bags even though they only bought a chocolate.they board magestic and always take their time to step on an escalator.
even though they have stowed their hand luggage they still stand at the aisle.when its one minute to landing thats when they get up to start getting ready to unboard.they clap in their minds on take off and clap outright on landing.
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